
they have the exact same laughing face omg
Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing
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your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
I was told this at work -_-
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i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
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